My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
their entire relationship in one post
Jensen talking about the fact how hard it is to play a demon.
Jared and Misha kinda feeling with him.
And then.. yeah.. then there is Mark :D
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world
great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff
While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
this dog has a job and i don’t
how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary
hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
Headcanon that when Harry was a baby, Remus would come over and hold conversations with him as if he were an adult.
"Lily, Harry here says that you took away his broom. Is that true?"
"Now how did you know that?"
"Didn’t I just say? Harry told me."
"Hey, Harry, did…