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May 23

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harry legitimately thought his dad (who had been dead for nearly 12 years at that point) conjured a patronus in front of him in his 3rd year

and you wonder why he’s not in ravenclaw

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May 22

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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May 21

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That awkward moment when someone can’t pronounce your name

laugh-addict:

You are like:

And they are like:

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May 16

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pizza:

dempokeballstho:

Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining

I mean,

really?

I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.

scared

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“I won’t apologize for being the best. Challenge me or back the hell off.” — Shit my Leo friends say (via shitthesignssay)

att:

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May 15

strangerinastrangeland:

shakespearevillain:

houndingsherlock:

superwholock-is-the-new-sexy:

a-broken-chameleon-circuit:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

oldhatindeed:

The crest of Tumblr.

This. Is. So. Damn. Cool.

I AM GETTING THIS TATTOOED!

always reblog because i own this tee

Ok, so I just realized:

Hunger Games=Gryffindor

Because the Games have courage, bravery, and danger.

Supernatural=Slytherin

Because they’re in contact with the Devil.

Sherlock=Ravenclaw

Because it’s full of people who are intelligent, but not necessarily heroes.

Dr. Who=Hufflepuff

Because everyone is important.

and the “Not all who wander are lost” is a perfect fit too, because normally there would be “Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus”, wich kinda reminds me of Smaug, sleeping under his piles of gold… :)

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