i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
Balthazar is not dead… He’s cooking for guests in a hotel full of dogs.
Gabriel is not dead… He’s stocking shelves in stores with Pepsi Max.
Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.
I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.
Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.
I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:
THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
I can’t remember the last time I actually laughed this hard at something on tumblr. Oh my shit.
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
before and after listening to BEYONCÉ
best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out
i think you need a nap satan
Twenty weeks old Gray wolf pups (Canis lupus) from the Sawtooth pack
Pictures by Jim and Jamie Dutcher
today in religion we were talking about angels and our religion teacher said whoever can name the most angels gets five extra credit points on the test and all these kids tried and they only named like two but when I went I named nine and my teacher started to cry because she thought I was this huge religion and angel lover when really I just know the angels names from supernatural
name one fucking difference between wii sports tennis and real tennis you piece of shit
shut the fuck up i don’t have to listen to this